David Letterman’s Top Ten Questions For The Fema Director Application

10. “Are you able to convey a false sense of security?”
9. “What percentage of your resume is fabricated?”
8. “In a crisis, which state or local officials would you blame?”
7. “What are your plans after you resign?”
6. “Do you mind if the last guy left the office smelling like Arabian horses?”
5. “Which is most serious: A disaster, a catastrophe, or a dis-astrophe?”
4. “Does Robert Blake dating again count as an emergency?”
3. “Can the president easily add ‘-ie’ to your last name to form a nickname?”
2. “Can you screw up bad enough to take the heat off the president’s mistakes?”
1. “Michael Brown…Idiot or moron?”

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