Beverage Profiling (The Insane Waiter)

…This is a game we play for fun, we predict what someone will order upon seating, we call it “beverage profiling”.

People with weight issues- ice tea or diet

Overdressed teenage girls sporting the latest Ambercrombie fashions- water with lemon and a straw.

Middle aged married couple “costco shoppers”- House wine by the glass.

Really old people-extra hot coffee and it better be fresh!The sober alcoholic-extra hot coffee and it better be fresh, be prepared to brew an extra pot!

Girls Night Out(translation, midlife crisis real estate agents)-cosmopolitans or lemon drops keep em’ comin’. (more…)