Stop me if you’ve heard this one (Dojo of the Library Ninja)

Library Ninja relates this interesting reference interview:

A young priest walks into the library.

It’s not the beginning of a joke, well it is kind of.

“Can I help you Father?” I ask.

“I’m looking for religion.” He replied.

I choke down a nervous giggle.

“I thought you would have found it by now.”

“It’s my first time in the library, I’m not sure where to find the Religion section?”

“Religion is BS.”

“It’s BS.”

“WHAT?” He turns a darker shade of red.

“It’s BS, up two flights on the right, B…S.”

“Oh, thank you.”